to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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