I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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