Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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