Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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