I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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