Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
