Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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