I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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