I think i peed on brittanys purse
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He felt like a one man threesome
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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