No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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