You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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