i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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