i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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