would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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