During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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