how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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