Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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