I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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