dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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