pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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