Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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