Dual....:-)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
