belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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