When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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