Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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