Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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