I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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