We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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