Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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