ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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