I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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