Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You are a genius and a whore.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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