Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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