so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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