She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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