I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i've created a new STD.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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