WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
