so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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