Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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