I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize