She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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