My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
