hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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