I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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