On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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