Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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