I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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