I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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