So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
third nipple confirmed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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