We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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