All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I think my vagina is haunted
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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