whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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