What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
