Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
