oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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