i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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