just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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