I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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