You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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