Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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